ALERT!! ALERT!! boy in the airport just pulled off his hoodie and his shirt came up with it and his tummy was so cute i swear i almost jumped him right then and there and just wow

going on tumblr in the airport is always risky cause there’s like a 67% chance the old lady sitting behind me is gonna catch an unexpected glimpse of some gay porn 

In the nicest way possible, people hating on Lucy are fucking stupid.

1) “But it’s a white woman against the brown people! Racism!!1!” 

SHE’S SMUGGLING DRUGS INTO TAIWAN. IT’S GOING TO BE FULL OF ASIAN PEOPLE. I’M SORRY???? SHOULD WE HAVE MADE TAIWAN FULL OF WHITE PEOPLE SO YOU COULD GET MAD ABOUT THAT??

2) “Of course the white girl is all pure and perfect!!”

SHE’S A DRUG SMUGGLER. THEY AREN’T PAINTING HER TO BE SOME INNOCENT NUN. If they had made the drug smuggler a POC everyone would get pissed about racial sterotypes. 

3) Just shut the fuck up. That’s it. We’re finally getting a movie with a female lead, who doesn’t have a guy swooop in and save her, and the whole story line doesn’t revolve around her love life. I’m sorry she’s white, I truly am. They picked an actress that had done action movies before they they knew could play the role well. I’m not saying a POC could have done it just as well, but stop looking for reasons to be offended. 

(Source: pondinblue)

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I don't really get that whole thing. How are people changing the text on that post?

If you reblog a text post, you can change the text. I dunno what the original post was, but people just kept reblogging it and changing it to say whatever they wanted it to. All those posts with like 10,000,000 notes are the same post. I know because I liked that one original post so that every time it pops up again on my dash and I see that I already liked it, I know it’s the same one. 

yooo what are everyones favorite chick flicks?? give me suggestions

Does anyone ever think about how many problems in Harry Potter could have been avoided if THEY JUST HAD PHONES IN THE WIZARDING WORLD?!?!?! 

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aw, well never feel as though you're alone. Cant buy coffee? That's okay- go kiss some random stranger! I'm sure that'll wake you both up :) In all seriousness though, things will get better~ chin up xx

You know, where I live I could actually do that and it wouldn’t even be that weird.

I know things will get better, I’m just slightly overwhelmed right now. Thanks for the encouragement. 

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if you take a quick 90m nap that can recharge you a bit since itll be one sleep cycle and thats better than no sleep!

That is a brilliant plan and I will try it. And if it doesn’t work I’ll hunt you down and skin your entire family and wear their skins like festive skin-suits to fancy parties. 

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oh poop! that must be annoying. Sounds like you're in for a coffee-filled day then :p

I actually am not, do you know why?

Because I have no money. And you know how usually when people say they have no money, they mean “I am very low on money and can only spend it if there is an emergency of some sort”? I don’t mean that. I mean I have 0 cents in my bank account, and 0 dollars in my wallet. So I can’t even buy coffee. And do you know why that is?

It’s because i am stupid, and cannot be trusted to live on my own, and the people that decided I should move across the country and take care of myself are also stupid for letting me do that. Because i clearly cannot handle basic adult responsibilities. Or even basic child responsibilities.